Beer Koozies are so 1990s

I’ve heard a rumor that spring is right around the corner.  I don’t necessarily believe it, but just in case, I thought I might start getting ready.  You know, the same way that you might get ready for a blizzard by fighting the crowds at good ol’ MB and stocking up on necessities.

Spring necessities?” you may ask.

Well, sure.  New flip flops for the whole family, some sunglasses for the boys (because inevitably they loose theirs once or twice each summer), some new planters for the front stoop, new cushions and throw pillows for the outdoor furniture, and a beer holster for my husband.

And, we’re good to go.

Red Envelope Leather Beer Holster.  You can even get it monogrammed so it doesn't get mixed up with your neighbor's beer holster!
Red Envelope Leather Beer Holster. You can even get it monogrammed so it doesn’t get mixed up with your neighbor’s beer holster!

Best received gift that I’ve ever given….that has come out of a box anyway. Yet more reason for my husband to be the envy of the neighborhood. (ha ha)

Red Envelope

Or…you could just keep doing this.  That’s fine too.

Don't be this guy.  Your beer deserves better.
Don’t be this guy. Your beer deserves better.

8 thoughts on “Beer Koozies are so 1990s

  1. Oh the good old days…remember the late 60’s – 70’s bota bag or wineskin? In Pecos mountains summer trip to get away from the city a friend’s brother, his older brother – decided to put tabasco in his Miller beer bottle you know miller stands clear he thought he see it and toss it well he did not…He picked it up some went down and spit out the rest he out looked around the campfire and I laughed – he thought it was me and his brother was no going to man up. Well had my bota bag hanging by my sleeping bag with water instead of wine – he put dish soap (can’t see in it I took a big squeez and yikes some went down (laxative effect along with stomach rumbling in mountains none the less until it passed). I got the brunt of it this time won’t laugh again, guilty until proven innocent here. Early twenty days I was 21 then 🙂 :-O

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