I have the greatest idea in the history of underwear and I can’t believe this hasn’t been done already.
With the insano heat we’ve been experiencing I know men everywhere will agree that a sweaty nutbag that’s stuck to your leg is just no fun.
Nike makes the greatest Dri-Fit moisture wicking t shirts known to man so why not whip up some Dri-Fit Boxer Briefs?
Hey I’ll be the spokesmodel for free. I’ll be the first customer and I’ll promise to buy 10 pairs (white please, I don’t need any fancy wierdo colors or designs, call me traditional)
Just get on it and produce me some Nike like STAT.
Men everywhere shouldn’t have to endure heat induced sticky nuts all day long when the answer and the technology is there for the taking.
My platform if I ever run for President will be nice dry nutsacks for every man in America if I get elected. Screw wasting money on all these messed up pseudo environmental programs where the only one saving or making money are the hacks behind these pseudo green technologies who take bajillions from our taxes. I’m promising a better American guaranteed and it starts with nice dry nuts.
Dry Nuts are Happy Nuts- That’s what I always say.
Who’s With Me?
Signed Joey C
#Boom!
(I’ve dated some broads in the past that could probably benefit from some Dri-Fit panties as well) just sayin…
Good Morning Gloucester 
This is why you ‘da man !
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There are some out there…not specifically Nike but….they are awesome……
http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/mens/apparel/underwear/bottoms
http://www.rei.com/search?cat=4500250&cat=4501405&jxColor=White&hist=cat%2C4500250%3AMen%27s+Underwear%5Ecat%2C4501405%3AMen%27s+Briefs+and+Boxers%5EjxColor%2CWhite
http://www.patagonia.com/us/product/mens-capilene-1-stretch-boxer-briefs-underwear?p=32470-0-602
http://www.ems.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=3691649&f=PAD%2FLong+Underwear+Weight%2FLightweight&fbc=1&lmdn=Long+Underwear+Weight&fbn=Long+Underwear+Weight%7CLightweight
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See the problem here Rob is all those manufacturers make them all crazy with the different color waistbands and funky colors.
I say Nike has the sense to stay classy with the classic straight white. No need for bells and whistles when it comes to my nuts. They’re magnificent on their own. I don’t need to dress them up with fancy colors.
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If that is what will make you happy and a lot of other men why not
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Uhmm Mom, of all the posts foryou to comment on, this probably not tbe one for you to get all active in the comment section.
#akward
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one word: Powder
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If you can live with grey, you can drive yourself up to Marshalls at Gloucester Crossing during lunch and pick some up. Got some for my son the other night.
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You are definitely a happy nut Joey!
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Joey this may be one of your greatest all time posts!!
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Joey had one about shaving the kibbles and bits that topped this one.
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Ever heard of “man-scaping”? Definitely appropriate for the weather. Also enhances the equipment I’m told. Maybe i’ll make a “how to” video.
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please don’t LOL
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Really, please no. If the wind were wrong Coasties might have to post a hazard on the cut bridge. Dun Fudgin comes back to haunt. (Everyone is done with breakfast I hope.)
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Sounds great to me my man is always complaining about sweaty nuts and yes I also agree women could use a dry panty as well
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See this is exactly why my run for President will be unstoppable.
Men and women alike can all agree on one thing and that’s if there is one thing that can unify this nation its nice comfortable dry nuts.
#Boom!
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