Would you rather be seated next to a screaming 2 year old or hacking cough smoker?

Say there’s only two seats available on a flight home and you had to choose, which would you pick?

8 thoughts on “Would you rather be seated next to a screaming 2 year old or hacking cough smoker?

  1. Hands down the cranky and albeit annoying toddler who doesn’t know better than the yucky hacking grown-up who should have better manners.

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  2. Ask for relocation – if possible? And how long of flight – I got some horror stories from flights to and from states when we took the non-direct Korea-Japan-Alaska-USA only to get off in the states and have the issues follow on your continuation…:-O

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  3. Depends on whether I was coming or going. If I was going on vacation a toddler is the last person I would sit near. A viral and bacterial cesspool who has collected every germ in the airport and airplane ready to infect you. Coming back from vacation catching a cold is less painful.

    But I would probably take the hacker either way. He might pass out and I could roll him under the seat for more room.

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