Ed being the modest guy he is (bwahahahahahahah) hasn’t told y’all on these pages but his big coronation party is coming up this Saturday.
He will be the new emperor at the Chamber of Commerce for 2013 after a successful year led by Mark Grenier.
I’ll be emceeing his crowning at Cruiseport Saturday night. There are sure to be fireworks, dancing girls, flying monkeys, midget tossing, booze, music, playmates, dignitaries, and I heard Tom Brady may even be swinging by to sign autographs and let you feed his newborn, so if you would like to come and celebrate with Ed and other Chamber Folk there’s still time to buy tickets.
Contact the Chamber to reserve your seat, contact email@example.com or call 978-283-1601.
2013- The Year of Ed
This is going to be the face of the Chamber?
Don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit