Tag Archives: rant

It’s never going to sink in is it? ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

I should really just submit and resign myself that there are people that no matter what you do or say or how many times it’s repeated, they will refuse to use a search engine. Need to get me one of … Continue reading

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Rant: Someone Needs To Take The Fashion Designer That Decided Aztec Prints Were Gonna Be The “Thing” This Year Behind The Woodshed…

Someone Needs To Take The Fashion Designer That Decided Aztec Print Fashion Was Gonna Be  the “Thing” This Year Behind The Woodshed and Pop a Cap in His/Her Ass. Who was the high powered fashion magazine editor or designer that … Continue reading

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So If The Next Time You See me I’m Bleeding Profusely From My Face…

You can blame it on my decision to take a shot on some CVS brand disposable razors. I ran out of  blades for my Gillette Mach III razor blade shaver about a month ago and finally succumbed to the need … Continue reading

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Search Questions I Get

Joey, Could you please tell me where I can find the promo you ran about my new book.  I’ve been looking through today’s GMG and I can’t locate it. Thanks, Barry Stacks Go Ahead Click The Google Search Button.  Please.  … Continue reading

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Speechless.

Long Island Middle School Bans Footballs, Other Recreational Items Concerns About Injuries Prompted Ban, Port Washington Officials Say October 7, 2013 5:19 PM PORT WASHINGTON, N.Y. (CBSNewYork) — Worries about injuries at a Long Island school have led to a … Continue reading

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Jim Dowd responds to the attack on the Boston Marathon

[Two products of our fair city. Both will kick your ass.] Oh man, you screwed up, didn’t you? Yes, your little RadioShack experiment for evil hurt and killed some people and got you the attention you were obviously so desperately … Continue reading

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Pickles and How The PC Police Runs Rough Shod Over America

First off let me say that calling a black person a nigger if you don’t know them and know that they would take offense to it is of course wrong.  I’ve greeted one of my closest friends, a black man … Continue reading

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Outrage! Monopoly Cuts Iron Token and Adds Cat Token (undoubtedly at the hands of crazy emotionally unstable cat hoarding women)

From CBS Boston this morning- Monopoly Fans Vote To Add Cat Token, Get Rid Of Iron PAWTUCKET, R.I. (AP) — Scottie dog has a new nemesis in Monopoly after fans voted in an online contest to add a new cat token … Continue reading

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On Flu Hysteria and The Self Admitted Creepy Guy On Twitter (oh and a poll too)

So yesterday I’m reading all the hysteria about the flu on twitter and suddenly now that Menino announced it as a crisis I guess everything that every man woman and child knew about  this flu season  became real for folks. … Continue reading

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Note To Sandwich Makers Everywhere (Rant)

If you go and pile all the meat in the middle of the sandwich so you can cut it in half and make it look like you use all that large amount of meat throughout the sandwich but leave the … Continue reading

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The Genius Who Redesigned Gum Packaging Should Be Publicly Flogged

I took this cell phone pic this morning as I was getting ready for work.  That pack of gum was not propped to look like the mess it is.  That’s the way it came out of my pants last night … Continue reading

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What Kind Of Human Being Does This To A Bicyclist?

Newton cyclist’s ‘dooring’ allegation sparks debate about police response Posted by Deidre Fernandes September 7 A Newton police officer’s response to a biking incident earlier this week has triggered a firestorm of criticism from cyclists and spurred the Newton Police … Continue reading

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I may lose my shit if I get another 3-4 Press releases per week from the same organizations over and over and over and over again

I like helping get the word out about all the cool stuff happening all over town really I do. You know what I’m not a fan of? Community organizations that send you thirty press releases from every member of their … Continue reading

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Poll- Is The Perfume That Abercrombie Pumps Out In Front Of Their Stores Obnoxious or Am I Just An Old crank Who Doesnt Get It?

I literally gag when I walk by Abercrombie at The North Shore Shopping center and inhale that perfume they pump out into the mall.  Does it bother you or do you like it? I’m trying to gauge if it’s just … Continue reading

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To Whomever Spray-Painted Graffiti On My Fence At 25 Addison St Between 9PM and 3AM Friday Night From Kathleen at Big Mike’s Bikes

To Whomever Spray-Painted Graffiti On My Fence At 25 Addison St Between 9PM and 3AM Friday Night: We need to fund arts in education more. Clearly. Because neither I, nor the officer who so nicely came out to look at … Continue reading

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NOTHING SAYS CLASSY LIKE…

Perhaps the only thing more gross to me are cliché tattooed, double denim, mom jean, fanny pack wearing broads with black, green or orange nail polish, smoking cigarettes. Dark Brown Compost Mulch FTW

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Reason Number One Why I Could Never Fit In To Corporate America- Corporate Speak

You ever run into someone in the corporate or country club world and they give you the- How are yeeeew?  Or Thank Yeeew.  If you get the corporate yeeew thrown in there you can rest assured that the person delivering … Continue reading

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Joey C Props and Flops June 2012 Edition

Props: Trader Joe’s Edamame Hummus Surfside Subs Lobster Roll Made With The Mrs’ Recipe McDonalds Tasteful Reconstruction Cape Ann Insurance Stellar Service Burnham’s Field Community Garden New Mural City Hall Restoration Volunteers Who Make Fiesta Happen DPW College Work Crew … Continue reading

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Bastardized Lobster Roll on Tap Today At Gloucester Gourmet

I don’t even know where to begin on this atrocity- and in our own back yard, a local. I will say up front Anadama bread on it’s own- Fantastic.  For the love of christ, not on a lobster roll.  and … Continue reading

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Orange Mulch Is A Fail

Someone needs to clue me in on how you could go to the landscape supply joint and make the conscious decision to buy orange mulch over the nice dark brown (almost black) compost mulch. I’ll go dark brown mulch all … Continue reading

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Public Toilet Seat Nest or Public Toilet Bowl Landing Pad, What Ya Got?

I was reading one of my favorite websites, http://www.barstoolsports.com a couple days ago and the genius writer David Portnoy goes on to explain how if you don’t build a nest around the toilet seat that you are deranged.  See the … Continue reading

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At This Point I Think They Are Messing With Me. Bike Riding 101 Violations On My Way Home Last Night

10 minutes of this last night on my way home.  I couldn’t photoshop photos this bad. Isn’t this Bike Riding 101 that you ride single file?  This isn’t the Tour de France where you’re trying to get around other bike … Continue reading

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The Obnoxious Bike Rider Rant

I’d first like to state for the record that I am a huge supporter of all forms of bike riding, bike riding competition, bike riding for fun and bike riding as a means of transportation. I am also all about … Continue reading

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The DJ Rant

I’ve kept this one bottled up for far too long. Much like The How To #U@& UP A Lobster Roll Rant, The Broads Out In California Lobster Roll Rant, The Note To Restaurant Owners Rant, The Follow Up To The … Continue reading

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My message to all those folks asking me to join the Occupy Boston Movement:

If there was some type of message I might be able to discern from your movement I might consider joining the cause but to be honest I‘m exhausted working close to 100 hours a week trying to do the right … Continue reading

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