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Boston Derby Dames June 16th, 2012 vs Main Port Authority Slide Show From The Rabbit

Click the pic below for the slide show-


Outside of The Greasy Pole and Seine Boat Races, Boston Derby Dame Roller Derby Is The Best Entertainment Value In Boston.

Check out http://www.bostonderbydames.com/

Punchy O Guts- Maine Port Authority Menace!

I asked Punchy for an interview and I’m not sure if she didn’t hear me or if she just plain out hated me.  She just sat down, grunted, and spit something onto the floor a couple feet from her as she sat down and glared.  I can’t wait til Snoop Maddie Mad gets old enough to join the Boston Massacre and kick her ass all over the track, LOL!

Olive Spankins Of The Maine Port Authority

The crowd at the Derby was almost as eclectic as the players themselves.  There were some common themes though.  One being tattoos, another being fishnet pantyhose.

Erik Lorden Tries To Work Out A Bribe With Disco Inferno

Using our press passes, Erik Lorden the owner/chef extrodinaire of Passports and I try to work out a bribe with Disco Inferno, one of the refs at the Boston Massacre/Maine Port Authority Roller Derby Bout.

Disco wasn’t biting and as it turned out the bribe was unneccesary as the Boston Massacre led by Rockport’s Krush Puppy routed Maine from start to finish.

Erik Lorden Tries To Work Out A Bribe With Disco Inferno, originally uploaded by captjoe06.


Chickity Check It! GoodMorningGloucester In The Media

Here’s coverage of our coverage-

Who else wants to see a bunch of broads rolling around on skates at high speed trying to take each other’s heads off?

Besides me that is, lol.

Dames interviewed on GoodMorningGloucester

Sure there was other press there. Sure they had fancier cameras with big huge ginormous lenses and fancy flash set ups. Ya think they got the in depth personal interviews that we did?

Hell no. These shmoes are content taking pictures from 50 feet while we get up close and personal for the personal side of things.

Maybe they take nicer pictures from a thousand feet away but I’ll tell you what. I’ll take my video and interviewing skills and put them up against anyone. So go ahead all you photographers out there, stay back at a safe distance while we here at GMG get you inside the action down on the floor and in the subjects grill.

That’s what I’m talkin ’bout sucka!

Ask Fevah, she’ll tell ya who got the scoop!