When was the last time you had yourself some tasty Spotted Dick? As far as Spotted Dick brands go, you gotta go with Heinz over Hunt’s, right? What kind of savage buys Hunt’s over Heinz anyway? If you see someone at the supermarket at the Spotted Dick section pick up the Hunt’s over the Heinz just back away slowly. Clearly they’re sociopaths that could snap any moment and riddle the place with AK47 fire.