This just in to the Ask Joey Mailbag-
Horny 32 year old asks-
Hi Joey I’d like your opinion on a situation that just happened here at the restaurant.
I’m a server at #f%&(*^ Restaurant, I’m 32 years old and consider myself attractive. Our barback has been attempting to make small talk more and more with me as he knows I’ve recently broken up with my long term boyfriend. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or not because I don’t even think he’s 21 years old. He’s attractive and polite but I’m over a decade older than him.
I will give him credit for his delivery. In the course of our latest conversation he half jokingly/half serious suggested we get together and play darts and then we could go on a date. What impressed me was his confidence in asking me out even though I’m much older than him and his delivery which left it open for me to accept or deny his advance without making it awkward the next time I see him at work.
Is it creepy for me to go out with him if he’s under 21 and I’m 32?
(Name withheld for obvious privacy reasons)
Joey C Response
Let me get right to the major points here.
I’m proud of this kid. To be that far along in years to toss out that kind of delivery speaks volumes about his game. He may be under 21 but his actions and delivery give him big time props in my book. He’s also much less likely to fall asleep on your ass and take care of your womanly needs if you are more or less looking for the wham bam athletic kinda session or two. What he probably hasn’t mastered at the tender young age of under twenty is how to please you in a slower oral down south kinda way (if you get my drift).
It’s probably going to be more of a wham bam, hop on hop off situation. But hey, if you were in a long term relationship that might be just what you’re looking for for a couple go-arounds and to get back in the saddle.
Anyway I wouldn’t let the age thing get in the way if you’re just looking for some nookie and who’s to say only men can date younger women. It’s not like you’re gonna marry the kid, by the sounds of things you’re just looking for some sugar.
Props to the youngster. If he has the finesse and smarts to lay a line on you that smooth, why not give him a shot at the title?
#Boom! Sage Wisdom Right There Baby!