If you don’t feel good about the way you or your mom cooks your Turkey after seeing this shit-show then god help us all.
First turkey: my poor vegetarian mommy tried to cook a nice turkey for my brother and his beautiful girlfriend. Second turkey: my daughter and I cooked, she is just basting it one more time. I gave her directions but she didn’t listen. She called me crying and said she couldn’t talk about it for 6 months. I warned her that it might end up on Good Morning Gloucester. She said OK as a warning to others and as long as we don’t verbally talk about it.
Is that pineapple I see in that turkey?
Note to self- do not under any circumstances eat at a vegetarian’s house for Thanksgiving.