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American Bacon Team Captain Gator Has A Few Choice Words For Arch Nemesis Hozar From Canadian Bacon

2 DAYS!!!

After witnessing the Team Canadian Bacon’s Hozar Pre-Bikini Speedo Dodgeball workout American Bacon Captain Gator, a Pig Farmer from Down South sends in this magnificent reply.  Seething with pent up aggression, this promises to be an epic battle for the ages!

This in reply to Canadian Bacon’s Hozar workout just two days prior.

Who Ya Got Going Deeper Into The 2nd Annual GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament?

For The Details-

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

Also you may want to get to the Farm Early and you can view this parking plan for alternative parking arrangements.  The action starts at noon.

Also we have this from Bill Kubicek Founder and Executive Director Of www.NextStep.org the charity we will be donating the profits from the entry fees and 50/50 raffle to.

Bill Kubicek 

My name is Bill Kubicek, I am the Executive Director and founder of Next Step, the charity that is benefiting from the 2nd Annual Bikini & Dodgeball tournament. After reading the considerable smack talk and seeing the photos of past events I have only one thing to say…. I have never been so grateful for mass hysteria and shameless exposure for the common good. I am looking forward to comparing all of your 6 packs on Sunday. Thanks Everyone.

Passports Restaurant Canadian Bacon Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Squad Models Just Arrived Speedos For Sunday’s Tournament










Shown Modeling The Canadian Bacon Speedo is Co-Captain “Party Favor”


When asked how he got his nickname “Party Favor” he replied “That’s what all my bitches call me down in P-Town.”

Erik Lorden AKA “Hozar” has complete faith in his lead dodgeballer “Party Favor” who will be running a ten mile road race just prior to the tournament on the Morning of March 4th.

One things for sure, team Canadian Bacon is coming to play!


Bullzeye carries two Dodgeballs with her at all times as part of her training regimen.

Passports Canadian Bacon Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Co-Captain Hozar

Passports Canadian Bacon Will Be Facing Arch-Nemesis Dog Bar’s “American Bacon” Team in First Round Action.  Be sure to come out Sunday at Noon to catch all the action!


Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!



These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.

If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org