Category Archives: Pimp!
PSA for all the single ladies and men out there-
This shit right here is textbook what not to do the night you meet a potential date.
Too soon call back right after they met? check
Drunk as fuck? check
Guy makes up excuse that he has indigestion to get away from crazy chick? check
Girl has to be what, an 8+ to even consider the call back based on this phone call and even then only a booty call right? But under those circumstances it can’t be worth it based on this level of crazy. I mean this is the amorous drunk chick, can you imagine the psycho version of her after the guy drills her and doesn’t call her back?
If last night’s video didn’t prove that he is the most talented man shooting and editing video on Cape Ann I don’t know what would.
Bottom Line. End Of Story.
Thanks Kim Smith for your awesome videos, thanks Farm Bar and Grille for hosting us. ALWAYS A GREAT TIME!
Woke up yesterday morning to a flock of Pink Flamingos in the front yard. Figured they were for the Mrs but nope. They were for me according to the card. Who’d like to fess up to being the Flocker?
The Details (also available on The Event Facebook Page Here)
Shot and Edited By Kim Smith
We’ve Got Balls. Dodgeballs That Is… Come To The Dodgeball Harlem Shake Taping/Registration Party At The Farm Wednesday Night!
The GMG/ Farm Bar and Grille 3rd Annual Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament. This Year having outgrown the capacity of The Farm Bar and Grille and being Held At Camp Spindrift This Saturday at Camp Spindrift
All the info can be found at the event Facebook page (you don’t have to have Facebook to view it)-
Dodgeballers and Friends of Dodgeballers Don’t Forget to Come To The Farm Wednesday Night To Pick Up Your Dry- Fit Technical T-Shirts and Registrations Bring Your Uniforms for Approval and Get In The Harlem Shake Video we’ll be taping Wednesday night!
The event itself will be held at YMCA Camp Spindrift in West Gloucester. They have an ideal facility to accommodate this event as it grows. Parking will be at nearby Wingarsheek Beach and there will be a shuttle between the parking lot and Camp Spindrift.
On Wednesday, March 13th at 7pm there will be a COMPETITOR’S PRE-EVENT MEETING at the Farm Bar & Grille in Essex, MA (233 Western Ave). The purpose of this meeting will be to give the athletes their tshirts and wristbands, as well as go over the rules of play and verify athletes’ age and make sure swimwear is all legal. At least one person from each team should be present. The idea here is to make everything run smoothly on the day of the event.
The Farm Bar & Grille and Good Morning Gloucester together with YMCA Camp Spindrift present the 3rd annual outdoor bikini/speedo dodgeball tournament to benefit Next Step, a charity that provides aid to children and young adults with life threatening illnesses (www.nextstepnet.org)
You know I pride our contributors on being on the cutting edge providing you with the news way before anyone else.
But then you have our boy Fred Bodin just really swinging for the fences yesterday with this bold prediction in the comment section-
I have a sickening feeling that this could be a big one.
Really Fred? Whoa!!!!!!
Now I don’t know about you but he just totally blew me out of the water with the balls to make such a bold prediction.
Nostradamus? Puh-Leeeease! The Oracle- Ain’t Shit.
We got Fred MF Bodin, sticking his neck out with cutting edge, hard hitting, ballsy weather analysis right there.
I mean how could he ever have deduced that we’re getting a major storm? There was nary a mention of it all week long on the news, facebook, or twitter. The guy is the prognosticator of prognosticators.
I’m just glad we have him on our team. Sheesh. Guy is a weather forecasting monster.
Here’s Fred working up his latest weather models-
Some Photos From Ed’s Coronation As President of The Cape Ann Chamber Of Commerce Board of Directors
You know normally I’d start out a photo montage mostly about Ed with a photo of Ed but The Photo of The Night Was of None Other Than New Chamber CEO Robert Heidt Getting His Groove On-
Robert’s just going for it right here! Feelin’ It! The Music Last Night From Henri Smith to the Runaround Was Easily The Best Music Ever Played At Any Chamber Event I’ve attended! Killed It!
aaaand then there’s all the rest of the pictures Felicia took…
Sorry we didn’t have more photos from the event, we didn’t bring out the good camera and we were having too much fun dancin!
When someone tries to explain to you fashion, after you make the comment “I just don’t get fashion shows” show them this shit.
Glosta being Glosta Baby. You Can’t Fake The Funk!
Fish designed By chris williams and jon sarkin
Paul Morrison Contemplates Rubber Duck Pasties For His Upcoming Male Revue Act While At The Dock To Pick Up His Midnight Sun T Shirt
I’m doing a little clean up around my desk on my last day at work before vacation and I find this bag containing some hair club for men bullshit!
Very funny, verrrry funny. When I find out who is responsible for this just remember that the big boss man has final editorial control over this here blog. You wanna mess with me?
It’s bad enough living with this male pattern baldness without having to be reminded of it with not-so-subtle hints of cheapo “thicker, healthier looking hair” products being left around your workspace.
Oh the humanity.
Men In New York City Apparently Suffering From Horrible Crotch Lowering Epidemic and Skinny Jeans Poll
This trend has reached epidemic proportions.
Fashion forward or just plain ridiculous?
You make the call in the poll below the bottom picture.
(All photos taken in a 15 minute timeframe in and around New York Central Park)
Does Downtown Boston suffer from this disease to such a widespread degree or is it contained to small pockets of the afflicted?
(My boy John McElhenny is giddy with excitement at the prospect of the disease finally catching hold on Cape Ann so he can break out his fine collection of skinny jeans).
We’re Having A Party! What Kind Of Party You Ask? Saturday March 31st At Bodin Historic Photo The Good Morning Gloucester Spring Fling!!!!
It’s On Baby!!!
and yes, it’s Gonna Be THAT kind of Party!
A Good Morning Gloucester and Bodin Historic Photo gallery spring party for FOBs, FOGs, contributors, and open to the general public.
Saturday, March 31st. Starts at 6 pm
82 Main Street, in downtown Gloucester
BYOB and appetizers/dishes are welcome.
Bodin Historic Photo 82 Main Street 978-283-2524
If you missed our winter bash you didn’t know how much fun we had. the joint was packed! Bring some booze, and come meet up with your favorite contributors! If you’re lucky Paulie Walnuts will strip down and shake his ass for you.