Day One With The Chiropractor- Elizabeth Bish
So those that know me know I’m not a fan of going to the doctor’s office. It’s not that I don’t respect doctors or know they do good work, it’s just that 95% of the time you go in with a nasty head cold you go out knowing exactly what you knew before you went in- there’s no cure for the common cold.
Further, those of you who know me know that I’m pretty well busted up from years and years of pretty intense physical labor down here at the dock. Last year immobilized and brought to the hospital for excruciating back pain, messed up shoulders, legs, feet, you name it.
Well this last episode of back pain which I’ve been working through with ice and ibuprofen has got my close friends and family begging me to make a doctor’s appointment to try to get me some help. My good buddy Eric Lorden raved about his chiropractor Elizabeth Bish who has an office which faces the DogBar parking lot underneath Café Bishco.
He and Toby Pett nagged and nagged and nagged and I ignored the both of them. Then one day I got an unexpected call from Elizabeth Bish asking me to set up an appointment. Frustrated with my back pain I agreed and we set it up.
Well yesterday morning I went in, filled out the paperwork and went through the standard list of questions you get whenever you’re a new patient at any medical facility.
Then we get down to business. This lady- Elizabeth who is a very attractive lady I’m guessing in her late 40s and weighing about 95lbs soaking wet gets up on me, flips me around a bit tells me to relax and take a deep breath and as soon as I relax lays down a thunder of god suplex which cracks my spine which made a sound so loud I’m thinking the people upstairs at Café Bishco must have thought the the big oak in the parking lot at Dog Bar was gonna come thundering down through the side window.
Next she gently cradles my head in her hands and softly sways it form side to side telling me to relax and take a deep breath, now exhale and then yet again KABLAMMIE, a monster neck twist that managed to get multiple cracks and again on the other side of my neck. Not gonna lie I thought I was gonna shit my pants at that spit second because I thought my neck literally might have snapped off and I’d be paralyzed but after standing up and walking around my entire back and neck which had severe limited movement felt clearly looser and the range of motion was greatly improved.
I went in skeptical, I walked out feeling much better and a believer. Looking forward to the next visit and I’ll be sure to report back to you the results.