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Learn how to easily create my “Kiss My Butt Valentine Cookies” by following Step-By-Step decorating tips, click see more


Sugar Cookie Dough  (I recommend using your own favorite recipe)

1 batch Royal Icing

1 bag Valentine Mellowcream mix  Candy; by Gold Emblem (sold at CVS)

Royal Icing Ingredients

3 egg whites

2  lbs. confectioners sugar

1  teaspoon pure vanilla or lemon extract (flavoring choice should be determined by flavor of cookie and your taste preference)

Wilton food coloring

Note~ I like to make all my colored icings before I begin decorating and usually have 3-5 different colors in separate disposable Wilton pastry bags. Each are fitted with a #2 tip, cornidating cuffs. Food coloring, disposable pastry bags, tips, cuffs, and food colorings all can be purchased at most major craft and party supply stores, and Goodwin Party Shop in Gloucester.


1 place all icing ingredients except food coloring, in bowl of stand mixer fitted with wire whisk attachment; whisk on low speed 30 seconds; add water slowly increase speed gradually to medium high; whisk 1-2 minutes until icing is glossy and thick ( check for correct consistency by pulling a spoon through frosting making a line; then begin counting; line should disappear by the count of # 10-12 for correct consistence)

2 separate icing into small bowls; add and thoroughly mix in desired food colorings

3 secure #2 Wilton brand piping tip and cuff to disposable pastry bags; fill with colored royal icing; release air from bag; twist and secure open end of bag closed; will keep refrigerated 2 days

Cookie Decorating


1 roll your favorite cookie dough 1/4 inch in thickness

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2 cut heart shapes using 4 inch heart shaped cookie cutter; cut pointed side of heart off; transfer to parchment lined cookie sheet; chill 15 minutes before baking; follow your favorite sugar cookie dough baking instructions; cool completely before decorating

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3 using light colored food coloring marker, sketch design

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4 using desired color icing outline bikini bottom

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5 fill in outline with icing

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6 carefully shake cookie on flat surface, this motion will help move icing into place without air pockets (this technique is called flooding icing, the Wilton company has a video tutorial online); rest cookies 5 minutes before placing decorative sugar hearts or piping royal icing polka dots

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7  pip a dot of matching royal icing to back side of Valentine Mellocreame lip Candy, gently press and  fix onto cookie;  allow decorated cookies to dry 12 hours





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