Listen To Me Right Now. Drop What You’re Doing. Run (Don’t Walk) To Madfish. Belly Up To The Sushi Bar And Say This Word:
The greatest sushi chef in the history of sushi chefs will understand that you want him to create the most interesting, tasty, orgasmic presentation of sushi you’ve ever had the pleasure of eating.
Listen to me.
I’m not joking.
This is not hyperbole.
I have no idea how Jordan ended up at Madfish but every time he absolutely decimates my already high expectations.
Do it. Don’t question it. DONT order the safe tuna roll or California roll.