By Golly I Believe I’ve Figured Out A Way To Get Heroin Addicts Off The Junk and It’s Called Bacon Marmalade
As you may know Passports Restaurant is nominated for the best Burger in North Shore Magazine’s BONS Awards. You can vote for them here
Jeremy at Passports has developed a drug so powerful I’m fairly confident that it can be used to wean addicts off of heroin. It’s called Bacon Marmalade.
Bacon Freakin’ Marmalade.
So here’s what you gotta do-
You sit the addict down at a table and you offer them a teeny tiny taste of one of the Bacon Marmalade burgers at Passports. Then you give them two options-
Option A) Finish off the Bacon Marmalade Burger
Option B) Heroin.
I’m certain that once the addict tries the Bacon Marmalade Burger they’ll opt for the burger a hundred times out of a hundred.