With my heated massage dental chair in full effect!
Instantaneously my full digital x-rays. Painlessly!
Aaaaaand Done! Pain Free!
I’ve never had so much in in a dentist office. Best part- not having that film stuffed down the back of my throat to take the xrays which always makes you gag. Everything is digital and hi tech, the latest dentist technology.
No, this is not a dental procedure-
Good Morning Gloucester 
just look at that smile
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So glad I insisted on you brushing your teeth growing up look mom no cavities.
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Your dentist rocks!
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Sorry, Joey, bad news, if you don’t have that film stuffed down the back of your throat to take the xrays which always make you gag, you don’t get an accurate picture, and your teeth rot out of your head and you die a slow, painful death. Here in Ipswich we suffer at the dentist’s office, but we live long, joyous lives, with no pain in our mouths. You are doomed, doomed, my dear fellow, doomed, I say, and I can only hang my head in sorrow for you. You must gag during dental xrays or they are worthless! Worthless, I say! Love ya!
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Joey definitely flosses! Look at those movie stah teeth!!
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Great choppers. Did you tell your dentist about your trademark “I rinse my mouth with Clorox bleach to keep my teeth white” approach? (Here’s the post: http://bit.ly/V1IVmh ) If you didn’t come clean, I’m calling ’em today. I’ll sing like a bird.
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