Rubber Duck had some sand kicked in her face her last year so she is bringing her big brother to the New Year’s Plunge.
If you’re lost, here’s a map to the beach. The plunge is at 11AM. The A01 buoy is recording the exact same temp as last year, 46F.
There is actually a hole in the middle of big brother duck which is the exact size of Paul’s ass. Don’t be late as someone might blow a seal. No glass or sharp objects allowed on the beach near inflated rubber ducks.
wouldn’t want to be late, but…if you blow a seal, isn’t that a deviant sexual act? wouldn’t PETA be concerned?
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I think another four letter acronym, MMPA, Marine Mammal Protection Act, would be the first to be concerned. But I would never annoy a seal. π
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