Note To Sandwich Makers Everywhere (Rant)
If you go and pile all the meat in the middle of the sandwich so you can cut it in half and make it look like you use all that large amount of meat throughout the sandwich but leave the edges devoid of meat I’m gonna find out you freakin dumbass.
…and I’m gonna feel like you were trying to pull one over on me.
…and is that really the message you want to send to your customers?
Yeah, you got me to buy your sandwich because it looked all loaded up with meat where you cut it down the center and displayed it wrapped in cellophane. Once.
Who the hell wants to eat three quarters of a sandwich that’s all dry because it’s all bread and then get to the center where they cut it and not even be able to stuff it in your mouth?
It’s insulting. Spread the goddamn meat out and make the best sandwich all the way through, first bite to last.
That’s just being honest.
What, do we all look like that big of idiots that we’re not going to realize what you did there?
(don’t answer that question)