Perhaps the only thing more gross to me are cliché tattooed, double denim, mom jean, fanny pack wearing broads with black, green or orange nail polish, smoking cigarettes.

Dark Brown Compost Mulch FTW

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  1. Bob says:

    Almost as bad as green stuff in a lobsta roll.

  2. David Anderson says:


  3. kristen cusumano says:

    haha bob best call ever. i smoke cigs, but none other of the above relates to this girl. and i feel your pain joey c.

  4. debny01930 says:

    My neighbors use the red mulch and their house is orange. I bet astronauts can see them from space.

  5. Judy B. says:

    Not only is it ugly, it’s also bad for plants, shrubs, etc. Bad stuff!

  6. Joey C says:

    I have the all time greatest people commenting on our posts here at GMG. Bottom line, best!

    • Kim Smith says:

      The dark brown compost/mulch combination is soooooooooooo much more attractive–When you combine compost with mulch you are improving your soil, as opposed to the chemically-died orange strictly bark mulch stuff, which actually wicks away moisture and nutrients.

  7. charlene carrier says:

    Black mulch is the serves as a weed blocker and enhances the look of the plantings.Cc

  8. Lori T. says:

    What about the 60 year old cigarette smoking, tattooed, bleached blond with shorty shorts and muffin top, spreading red mulch with a fake tan the same color as the mulch.

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