You may need to read yesterday’s pleas to Nike here to understand what is to follow-
Some of you kind readers are sending in links to what I would call compression shorts which are made out of a similar material to Nike Dri-Fit material but I should probably explain why this is no where near what I’m talking about.
Sent in by Rob-
I’m trying to let my boys hang free. I’m not looking to mash my junk all up inside my body cavity like those spandex wearing cyclists who are looking for a .00000001 percent time savings in their bike next race.
There was a spirited conversation on twitter on the subject yesterday.
When asked how many pairs you would commit to buying here are the responses-
Patrick Ryan Puts A Name To Them “Bizalls”-
Ryan Pinkham wants to know what kind of squares still wear underwear to begin with
McElhenny’s imagination gets the best of him-
Patrick Ryan with the obligatory Cyclist reference-
Steve Saleeba piles on-
Now this is just plain rediculous-
McElhenny calls for a biker cap to top it off right-
Kenny MacCarthy concurs-
I’m looking for comfort and I don’t want my nuts on a hot sweaty day stuck to my leg. As I’ve gotten older let’s just say that the boys don’t hang as high and tight as they used to. So I’d like a little room for them to hang out and not be all smashed up in my shorts, know what I mean?
I also don’t want pink, purple, navy blue lime green, polka dotted or any combination of the sort. I want white. The way underwear is supposed to be.
Also sent in by Rob C-
Who in the world needs that kind of gap underneath their ball bag? I don’t need a shelf, I just need the classic boxers. I’m thinking those grey ones are made for eunuchs.
So Nike, if you’re listening just think of a classic style boxer short but made out of your awesome Dri-Fit moisture wicking material. Not hard to whip up is it?