Ask Joey C- Dating A Smoker
Dating a smoker asks-
Do you date a smoker when you hate it but they are a quality person. Everything about them is wonderful they just smoke?
Dear “Dating a Smoker”
I guess you gotta ask yourself how hot they are.
You’re not talking about marriage, you’re talking about dating. So if you’re all good with kissing an ashtray because they are an absolute smoke show in your eyes then go for it. If you are used to dating sixes I figure the smoker would have to be an eight or better to make the juice worth the squeeze. If you normally date fours they would have to be a six or better. You can overlook a little smokers cough if they have a superstar ass or diamond shaped calves or a handsome face.
You have to feel terribly sorry for people addicted to smoking. Seeing these poor bastards standing outside of restaurants in the freezing cold drizzling weather just to grab a smoke, stink up their breath, ruin their health and waste their money is sad. No rational person continues to smoke when you take into consideration the countless negatives.
I should add that if kissing the ashtray mouth of the smoker makes you want to vomit you can throw all this advice out the window because I’m thinking there’s just no getting past it for you.
For the youngsters out there that might be reading this-
It isn’t cool to smoke. Not one, not “only when you drink”. It’s really never cool to smoke. It kills, you stink, your teeth turn yellow, your clothes stink, your house stinks, you blow money you could be using to drive a nicer car, to save for your education, your retirement or nice vacations. Just do yourself a favor and don’t get started. After heroin it’s about the next highest thing on the stupid meter you could ever do to yourself.
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