Merry Christmas and A Feel Good Turkey Story From Charity (no relation) Ciaramitaro

If you don’t feel good about the way you or your mom cooks your Turkey after seeing this shit-show then god help us all.

Charity writes-

First turkey: my poor vegetarian mommy tried to cook a nice turkey for my brother and his beautiful girlfriend.  Second turkey: my daughter and I cooked, she is just basting it one more time.  I gave her directions but she didn’t listen.  She called me crying and said she couldn’t talk about it for 6 months. I warned her that it might end up on Good Morning Gloucester.  She said OK as a warning to others and as long as we don’t verbally talk about it.
Happy Holidays!
Charity Ciaramitaro

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Is that pineapple I see in that turkey?

Note to self- do not under any circumstances eat at a vegetarian’s house for Thanksgiving.


  • Speachless…………..


  • Made me gag……we had an early Thanksgiving at a friends, and on taking my plate to the kitchen I spotted that blood tinged liquid sitting in the bottom of the carcass…..OMG! To think the stuffing had been sitting in that almost finished me off!

    Some folks should stay out of the kitchen.


  • Pineapple never seen before


  • Take a basic cooking class PLEASE , I had a daugher who was a Veggey till I turned her to the DARK SIDE, A good balanced diet is best for all but I don’t always, sometimes ,aah most times follow this advice. Take a cooking class and open up to the art.


  • Looks like they cooked it by eye and not by temperature. The trouble is, every beautiful advertisement photo with a turkey all golden brown is raw inside and it was finished off with a hair dryer to make it look all juicy. You take it out of the oven when it looks gorgeous and it will be a nice raw red inside.

    cook to an internal temp of 165F which unfortunately means when that red pop up timer does pop up you have a nice overcooked dry turkey. (But that’s what gravy is for.)


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