Public Service Announcement From FOB Joe McKechnie Water, Wine and Beer
To paraphrase W.C. Fields, “I don’t drink water, because fish screw in it.”
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
and those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. coli) – bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’ve also heard the fish have sex in it. I’ll stick to gin and tonics thank you.
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There may not be a NEED to thank you for this wisdom …. but just the same, THANKS. I guess if you can’t solve the problem, laughing at it could make you feel better at least for the moment.
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You do make me laugh 🙂
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