Dude With Funny Shorts At The Lone Gull 10K
Listen up folks. If you are a casual runner, and by casual runner I mean not a world class athlete, DON”T WEAR THESE SHORTS! You’ll look like a tool!
Let’s be honest for a minute. Do you really think the .000001 seconds in wind resistance speed you might pick up by wearing these ridiculous shorts is going to be worth how silly they make you look? It’s not like it may make the difference between you getting a Michael Phelps like endorsement deal from the Olympics. It’s the Lone Gull 10K for cripes sake.