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Breaking News: Skinny Jeans Update From John McElhenny

Joey,
Aware of your not-so-secret crush on the Skinny Jean, Julie LaFontaine alertly pointed out this breaking news: the Second Glance Thrift Store on Pond Road is selling jeans for half price this week only.
That’s $3 for skinny jeans that’ll fit you perfectly hauling lobsters down the dock, riding Sister Felicia’s bike around the neighborhood, swirling the three ecru-colored Splenda packets into your coffee, or for any occasion.
More details are here

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<https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151086999588652&set=a.10150970461453652.419195.113525213651&type=1&theater>. Get ‘em while they last!

Breaking News: John McElhenny Ditches The Skinny Jeans In Favor of Carhartt’s Today

That’s Right Johnnycakes- You’re A Superstar.

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If you didn’t know already, fashion forward John McElhenny is The VP of Matter Communications- a High Powered PR Agency Which Perennially Wins Numerous Awards In Their Field.

Check Out Matter Communications Here

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Men In New York City Apparently Suffering From Horrible Crotch Lowering Epidemic and Skinny Jeans Poll

This trend has reached epidemic proportions.

Fashion forward or just plain ridiculous?

You make the call in the poll below the bottom picture.

(All photos taken in a 15 minute timeframe in and around New York Central Park)

Does Downtown Boston suffer from this disease to such a widespread degree or is it contained to small pockets of the afflicted?

(My boy John McElhenny is giddy with excitement at the prospect of the disease finally catching hold on Cape Ann so he can break out his fine collection of skinny jeans).

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