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Let’s Not Mince Words- THE GOOD MORNING GLOUCESTER RUBBER RIPPERS DODGEBALL SQUAD IS GONNA TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!!

You Gotta Love The Odds For Our Team With Such Perennial Dodgeball All Stars Such As Menacing Mitch, D$, AJ the Animal, Slammin’ Sammie and 15 Year Michigan YMCA Intramural All State Dodgeball Champion Kurt Lubbers Leading the Charge!

Note: Other Teams May not To Witness this Video.  We Don’t Want them To Soil Their Panties. Don’t Blame Me If You Click On It, You’ve Been Warned!

BRINGING THE HEAT!!!

FEAR THE RIPPERS!!!!

I hope to see all my GMG FOB’s at The Farm March 4th to Cheer wildly at The Farm Bar and Grille!  I want Posterboards, I want bull horns,  I want some serious support for our Fellow FOBs.  I’m just gonna put it out there that if you don’t show up to have fun and cheer on our Rubber Rippers consider yourself crossed off my XMAS card list!  (and you don’t want that do you?)

Let’s Go Over The Competition’s Weaknesses Shall We?

Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops- The Sugar Induced Coma After Ingesting Mamie’s Kitchen World’s Greatest Coffee Roll Will Make This Team a Pushover!

Passports Canadian Bacon- Too Pretty To be Taken Seriously

Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless- Inexperienced

The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class- Too Drunk To Compete

Saving Private Ryan and Wood- One Shot Of Knockabout Gin Will Send This Team Reeling

North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle-  Seriously?

Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White – Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! The Only Shot This Team Has Is If The Glare From Their Pale Legs Blinds The Other Team, (or they die laughing first)

Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever- Woozy From Sniffing Ink- Non-Factor

Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides- BACsides are Gonna be blistered with Dodgeball marks

Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives- Farm Knives?  Could we get a more effeminate sounding team name? You’re not scaring anyone in this competition!

Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls- More concerned about the team’s outfits than competing and Team captain needs to pull his head out of his ass and get back in the game!

Muffy White Organizings Hot Mess- The Uber Type A Muffy will be so encompassed trying to figure out the proper Dodgeball rules that they won’t be able to focus on pure play and will lead to Hot Mess’ demise.

Cape Ann Brewing Nacho Libre- Have you drank more than three Fisherman’s Brew?  If you have you know that the impairment which ensues will be this team’s undoing.

Cross Fit Cape Ann  Buns and Guns and Power Snatch- So Angry about Passports Call-Out they’ve lost all their focus

Dog Bar American Bacon – Andy Mullholland in a Speedo?  Enough said.

Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot- More concerned with renovation, may be distracted!

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

 

If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

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