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John McElhenny Gets Us The Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Coverage Videos From FOX and CBS

Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Coverage on Boston TV stations

Joey,

I thought people might be interested in the clips of the Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament that ran on Boston television stations.

Here is the segment that ran on WBZ Channel 4.

Here is the segment that ran on FOX 25 TV=

The FOX clip has a nice interview with Noah from The Farm Bar & Grille. But the best part is the impromptu dance party in the same clip by my friends Heather Fraelick and Gina Briguglio. Somebody call Dancing with the Stars!

CBS Boston Covers TheGMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament And Huge Props Go Out!

Huge huge props to the players, the sponsors, the SPECTATORS, the Farm staff, to www.NextStepnet.org , to our photographers the Rabbit, Kim Smith, Donna Ardizzoni, Craig Kimberley and David Cox, to media coverage from Fox News, CBS and Desi Smith from The Gloucester Daily Times, to my boy Frankie Gwynne, fantastic organizer Rebecca Linquata, Ryan Cox, Noah Goldstein, THE MAN Matty K on the music and someone that worked somewhat silently throughout the whole day and deserves a lot of recognition as well, Brad Atkinson who made sure everything was handled professionally operations wise.

Honestly everyone worked in concert and without one single element of that whole equation the event wouldn’t have been half of what it was. The whole thing just spiraled toward the sky with positive energy throughout the day with the fans feeding off of the music feeding off of the players feeding off the smoothness of the awesome Farm Staff feeding off the backing by the sponsors feeding off Bill from Next Step who as the head of that organization steps up to the mike and proceeds to tear away his sweats to belt out the National Anthem wearing nothing but his speedo and tie.

Good on all of you who came out and supported it- each and every one of you played a major role in its success!

(anyone know if that cameraman from Fox got laid?)

I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEOS!!!!!

click on the pic to check out the CBS Boston website-

 

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These are the organizations who sponsored teams- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizing and Manchester Athletic Club Hot Mess, Christina Sanchez’ Dirty Dodgers, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Not In The Face

Game Day! Bikini Speedo Dodgeball At The Farm Bar and Grille Noon Start Come Cheer On Your Favorite Team

Muffy’ White Organizing and Styling’s Hot Mess Team Mascot Wants You There-

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First Round Opponent Mamie’s Kitchen Muffintops Are Looking To Mop Up Muffy’s Hot Mess-

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A Holy War For The Ages As the Battle Lines Have Been Drawn!

Hope To See Our FOB’s there to cheer on Our Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers!

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Event Details Including Directions To The farm Bar and Grille Here

T Minus 1 Day- Tent Is Up- Court Is Ready Live Panorama Photos From The Farm Bar and Grille Day Before The Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament

Click Panorama Photo Below For Full Screen Images

Teams Should Show Up No Later Than 11:30AM For Registration,T-Shirt Distribution and Going Over The Rules. We are aiming for a 12PM Start in the first round.

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Map To The Farm Bar and Grille-

click map for interactive google map and directions-

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Video- Mr Bentley From Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Squad "Ass With Class" Is Giving Back To The Littles, Tourney Rules and Brackets

Rules of the 2012 bikini/speedo Dodgeball tournament

All 5 team members will start by lining up against the back of their side of the court,
5 balls will be distributed across the center line (2 large kickball style balls, and 3
smaller “stingers”)

On the ref’s whistle, teams can race to the center to claim the balls; those who get balls
must retreat to the back wall again before throwing their first ball. Balls thrown before
that will not count.

Balls that bit the ground first or the side of the court are dead, and do not count for outs if
they then hit a player.

If a player is holding a ball, they can use it to block other balls thrown at them.

If you are hit by a ball or your throw is caught cleanly by a member of the opposite team,
you are out, and must immediately stand in the side court area in the order you were hit.

If a player catches a ball, one player from their team who is already out in the side court
area can come back in the game. (follow the order of outs, the first one who was out is
the first back in, etc.)

No head hunting. Balls thrown at the face will not count as outs and the thrower will be
warned.

Balls that fly out of the court will be retrieved and returned to the side of the court where
they went out of bounds.

Once all 5 players from a team are out, the match is over.

This is a great event for a great cause… have fun!!

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Late-breaking news: MAC ups the ante!

Joey, this news just came over the wire about Sunday’s event.

Late-breaking news: MAC ups the ante!

This just in: Manchester Athletic Club has upped the ante for Sunday’s Bikini-Speedo Dodgeball event, doubling the entry fee for Muffy White’s Hot Mess team that will benefit Next Step.

Just as bets before a horse race flow toward the favorite, the smart money before this Sunday’s event is lining up behind the Hot Mess squad. The MAC had held back on making its support public in an effort not to intimidate the other teams, especially the other so-called “gyms” in the event.

Muffy White
http://www.muffywhite.com

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American Bacon Team Captain Gator Has A Few Choice Words For Arch Nemesis Hozar From Canadian Bacon

2 DAYS!!!

After witnessing the Team Canadian Bacon’s Hozar Pre-Bikini Speedo Dodgeball workout American Bacon Captain Gator, a Pig Farmer from Down South sends in this magnificent reply.  Seething with pent up aggression, this promises to be an epic battle for the ages!

This in reply to Canadian Bacon’s Hozar workout just two days prior.

Who Ya Got Going Deeper Into The 2nd Annual GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament?

For The Details-

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

Also you may want to get to the Farm Early and you can view this parking plan for alternative parking arrangements.  The action starts at noon.

Also we have this from Bill Kubicek Founder and Executive Director Of www.NextStep.org the charity we will be donating the profits from the entry fees and 50/50 raffle to.

Bill Kubicek 

My name is Bill Kubicek, I am the Executive Director and founder of Next Step, the charity that is benefiting from the 2nd Annual Bikini & Dodgeball tournament. After reading the considerable smack talk and seeing the photos of past events I have only one thing to say…. I have never been so grateful for mass hysteria and shameless exposure for the common good. I am looking forward to comparing all of your 6 packs on Sunday. Thanks Everyone.

Shannon McCarthy and Rebecca Linquata With All You Need To Know About Bikini Speedo Dodgeball

 

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It has come to my attention that some people think that this is only a private event for the participants.  THAT CAN’T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH!!!  We want friends, we want family members we want total strangers to come and witness the spectacle that will be-

The 2012 GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!

Shannon and Rebecca come down to fill us in on what we can expect to see and what times stuff will be going off.  Come hang with us!

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

Frankie "The Liberty Bullet" Gwynne Is Ready To Lead Team Red, White and Blue Balls Deep Into This Year’s Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!

You may remember this Dodgeball phenom from last year’s Bikini Speedo Dodgeball tournament when our boy Frankie debuted as “The Silver Bullet” but came up short in his quest for Dodgeball immortality.

But this year Frankie has re-focused and “re-branded” if you will as “The Liberty Bullet” and vows to lead his “Red White and Blue Balls” DEEP into the tournament.

Come on Down To The Farm Bar and Grille Sunday For What Will Be The Funnest Day You’ll Have All Year. 

Ryan Cox has already put together a reduced price outdoor menu featuring the Farm’s incredible pulled pork sandwiches and more!

Check out The 2nd Annual Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Event Page Here

Lauren Mears From Jungle Silkscreening Quote: “Our Balls Will Be Coming At You Hard And Fast”

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DAYS!!!

 

Not one to mince words Lauren Mears From Team “Jungle Fever” representing Jungle Screen Printing in Ipswich MA has never been one to mince words.

Her quote to her opponents:

“Our Balls Will Be Coming At You Hard And Fast”

Lauren sends in these pics hot off the presses at Jungle of the printed TShirts Jungle donated for all 100 players in the 2012 GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament.

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Passports Restaurant Canadian Bacon Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Squad Models Just Arrived Speedos For Sunday’s Tournament

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DAYS!

 

 

HAVE YOU CLEARED YOUR SCHEDULE TO WITNESS THE SPECTACLE THAT IS-

THE SECOND ANNUAL GMG/FARM BAR & GRILLE BIKINI SPEEDO DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT!

Shown Modeling The Canadian Bacon Speedo is Co-Captain “Party Favor”

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When asked how he got his nickname “Party Favor” he replied “That’s what all my bitches call me down in P-Town.”

Erik Lorden AKA “Hozar” has complete faith in his lead dodgeballer “Party Favor” who will be running a ten mile road race just prior to the tournament on the Morning of March 4th.

One things for sure, team Canadian Bacon is coming to play!

Holla!

Bullzeye carries two Dodgeballs with her at all times as part of her training regimen.

Passports Canadian Bacon Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Co-Captain Hozar

Passports Canadian Bacon Will Be Facing Arch-Nemesis Dog Bar’s “American Bacon” Team in First Round Action.  Be sure to come out Sunday at Noon to catch all the action!

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Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

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These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.

If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

Let’s Not Mince Words- THE GOOD MORNING GLOUCESTER RUBBER RIPPERS DODGEBALL SQUAD IS GONNA TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!!

You Gotta Love The Odds For Our Team With Such Perennial Dodgeball All Stars Such As Menacing Mitch, D$, AJ the Animal, Slammin’ Sammie and 15 Year Michigan YMCA Intramural All State Dodgeball Champion Kurt Lubbers Leading the Charge!

Note: Other Teams May not To Witness this Video.  We Don’t Want them To Soil Their Panties. Don’t Blame Me If You Click On It, You’ve Been Warned!

BRINGING THE HEAT!!!

FEAR THE RIPPERS!!!!

I hope to see all my GMG FOB’s at The Farm March 4th to Cheer wildly at The Farm Bar and Grille!  I want Posterboards, I want bull horns,  I want some serious support for our Fellow FOBs.  I’m just gonna put it out there that if you don’t show up to have fun and cheer on our Rubber Rippers consider yourself crossed off my XMAS card list!  (and you don’t want that do you?)

Let’s Go Over The Competition’s Weaknesses Shall We?

Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops- The Sugar Induced Coma After Ingesting Mamie’s Kitchen World’s Greatest Coffee Roll Will Make This Team a Pushover!

Passports Canadian Bacon- Too Pretty To be Taken Seriously

Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless- Inexperienced

The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class- Too Drunk To Compete

Saving Private Ryan and Wood- One Shot Of Knockabout Gin Will Send This Team Reeling

North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle-  Seriously?

Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White – Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! The Only Shot This Team Has Is If The Glare From Their Pale Legs Blinds The Other Team, (or they die laughing first)

Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever- Woozy From Sniffing Ink- Non-Factor

Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides- BACsides are Gonna be blistered with Dodgeball marks

Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives- Farm Knives?  Could we get a more effeminate sounding team name? You’re not scaring anyone in this competition!

Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls- More concerned about the team’s outfits than competing and Team captain needs to pull his head out of his ass and get back in the game!

Muffy White Organizings Hot Mess- The Uber Type A Muffy will be so encompassed trying to figure out the proper Dodgeball rules that they won’t be able to focus on pure play and will lead to Hot Mess’ demise.

Cape Ann Brewing Nacho Libre- Have you drank more than three Fisherman’s Brew?  If you have you know that the impairment which ensues will be this team’s undoing.

Cross Fit Cape Ann  Buns and Guns and Power Snatch- So Angry about Passports Call-Out they’ve lost all their focus

Dog Bar American Bacon – Andy Mullholland in a Speedo?  Enough said.

Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot- More concerned with renovation, may be distracted!

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

 

If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

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Alicia From Mamie’s Kitchen Muffin Tops Calls Out Dean Salah’s George’s Coffee Shop

The Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Smack Talk Has Begun In Earnest

Hey Joey

We would like our theme song to be “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch” since we are the Muffin Tops!
“We are gonna send Georges back sailin to Gloucester on their breakfast boat!”

BOOM!

Other Notes Team GMG Captained By FOB’s Dani and Kurt Lubber’s has an official name- Thr GMG Rubber Rippers!

Here’s the Facebook Event Page-

https://www.facebook.com/events/159464900834512/

Three New Teams Sign Up For The Farm/GMG Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!

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Three new teams have signed on and we have a T Shirt Sponsor- Jungle Silkscreening and corporate promotional products  out of Ipswich!

I told you any team that signs up will get their links and logo included in every Speedo Dodgeball post leading up to the event.  GMG is only seen by 25-35,000 people a day so for you to not sponsor a team and get that recognition in these pages for your organization is just plain bad business.  Not to mention that all of the profits are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

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We also have new teams Passports Restaurant

Erik Lorden owner of Passports whose team name will be Canadian Bacon specifically called out  team from Crossfit Cape Ann stating-

“They’re Going Down Like A Sweet Muffin!”

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and Ed Collard’s House Doctors Handyman Repair Services

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Eric Lorden from Passports told me they ordered bikini’s and speedos with maple leafs on the ass and are looking into getting white swim caps with the maple leaf as well.. .So we have The Farm Bar and Grille, Ryan and Wood Distillery, George’s Coffee Shop,Sugar Mag’s, Cross Fit Cape Ann, Beverly Athletic Club, Good Morning Gloucester, Jungle Screen Printing, Passports Restaurant,and Ed Collard’s House Doctors Squad’s so far.

Get a team together, have a ton of fun and do some good. Wins all the way around.

You don’t need to be sponsored by a business you can get a team together yourself. Funny team names are encouraged!

So get in on the fun, drum up some awareness for your organization and help with the fight against the suck that is cancer.

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We are bringing it up a notch this year with a heated players VIP tent area!

Last Year’s Champs- “Five In The Pink”-

More from Last Year-

Team Balls Models

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Our Hosts The Farm Bar and Grille check them out the Farm’s Facebook Page here

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We have a Ryan and Wood Distillery sponsored squad (best damn spirits you can consume on the planet) check out their website and live distillery webcam

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George’s Coffee Shop Squad- take a gander at some of the deliciousness that comes out of the kitchen at George’s here

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Sugar Mags is putting a yet to be named team together- check the breakfast artistry that is Sugar Magnolia’s and like their Facebook page.  Also did you know Sugar Mag’s does catering?

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Cross Fit Cape Ann should be the early favorites, we will see if their elite training will put them over the top. Check out their blog here

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Beverly Athletic Club’s Team will look to contend with the cross fit athletes from Cross Fit Cape for the top seed.

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I will be sponsoring a team from GMG featuring our boy Kurt Lubbers and a team of maniacal Coasties.

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The GloucesterCast Podcast Episode 13

GloucesterCast Podcast Episode 13

Click here to play or save the podcast

Taped January 30, 2012 with hosts Joey Ciaramitaro from GoodMorningGloucester.org and Kenny MacCarthy from www.CapeAnnInfo.com

Show Notes:

Restaurant news, Tacos Lupita, Passports Wine Dinner, George’s Coffee Shop, the Patriots, Vermin Supreme and politics, Bikini Speedo Dodgeball update, Kenny points out a special property, Kenny searches for a local vet.

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