Category Archives: Pimp!

What Are the Chances This Potential Relationship Works Out Based On This Phone Call?

Posted on May 19, 2013 by

PSA for all the single ladies and men out there- This shit right here is textbook what not to do the night you meet a potential date. Desperation? check Too soon call back right after they met? check Drunk as … Continue reading →

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Cuz If You’re Too Freakin Lazy To Lay Your Body Out Straight There’s A Motorized Recliner For Ya!

Posted on May 5, 2013 by

Yes.  this Exists.  At Jordans Furniture.  Not A Joke. Pimptastic.

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Craig Kimberley Is A Beast

Posted on May 5, 2013 by

If last night’s video didn’t prove that he is the most talented man shooting and editing video on Cape Ann I don’t know what would. Absolute Monster. Bottom Line.  End Of Story. Thanks Kim Smith for your awesome videos, thanks … Continue reading →

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Eat Pie

Posted on April 30, 2013 by

Marketing 101 right here.

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Flocked! Alright Who’s The Wise Guy?

Posted on April 18, 2013 by

Woke up yesterday morning to a flock of Pink Flamingos in the front yard.  Figured they were for the Mrs but nope.  They were for me according to the card.  Who’d like to fess up to being the Flocker?

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Just Awesome!

Posted on March 27, 2013 by

I’m thinking about pimping my house out with 3 or 6 of these bad boys.

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2013 GMG/FARM BAR AND GRILLE BIKINI SPEEDO DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO

Posted on March 17, 2013 by

The Details (also available on The Event Facebook Page Here) Shot and Edited By Kim Smith EARMUFFS MADELINE!

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We’ve Got Balls. Dodgeballs That Is… Come To The Dodgeball Harlem Shake Taping/Registration Party At The Farm Wednesday Night!

Posted on March 11, 2013 by

The GMG/ Farm Bar and Grille 3rd Annual Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament.  This Year having outgrown the capacity of The Farm Bar and Grille and being Held At Camp Spindrift This Saturday at Camp Spindrift All the info can be … Continue reading →

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Nostradamus. The Oracle. Fred MF Bodin.

Posted on February 8, 2013 by

You know I pride our contributors on being on the cutting edge providing you with the news way before anyone else. But then you have our boy Fred Bodin just really swinging for the fences yesterday with this bold prediction … Continue reading →

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Some Photos From Ed’s Coronation As President of The Cape Ann Chamber Of Commerce Board of Directors

Posted on January 27, 2013 by

You know normally I’d start out a photo montage mostly about Ed with a photo of Ed but The Photo of The Night Was of None Other Than New Chamber CEO Robert Heidt Getting His Groove On- PRICELESS! Robert’s just … Continue reading →

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Pimp!

Posted on January 24, 2013 by

Just dripping hotness.

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Craig Kimberley’s Take On Fashion Shows

Posted on January 14, 2013 by

Craig Writes- When someone tries to explain to you fashion, after you make the comment “I just don’t get fashion shows” show them this shit.

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Check Out The Bad Ass New Fish Sign Outside Jon Sarkin’s Fish City Studios

Posted on August 9, 2012 by

Glosta being Glosta Baby.  You Can’t Fake The Funk! http://jsarkin.com/ Fish designed By chris williams and jon sarkin

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Thursday night blues party @ The Rhumb Line with Dave Sag and then some,

Posted on August 7, 2012 by
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Joey C Props and Flops June 2012 Edition

Posted on July 2, 2012 by

Props: Trader Joe’s Edamame Hummus Surfside Subs Lobster Roll Made With The Mrs’ Recipe McDonalds Tasteful Reconstruction Cape Ann Insurance Stellar Service Burnham’s Field Community Garden New Mural City Hall Restoration Volunteers Who Make Fiesta Happen DPW College Work Crew … Continue reading →

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Paul Morrison Contemplates Rubber Duck Pasties For His Upcoming Male Revue Act While At The Dock To Pick Up His Midnight Sun T Shirt

Posted on May 14, 2012 by
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Alright, who’s the joker that left this for me at the dock?

Posted on May 9, 2012 by

I’m doing a little clean up around my desk on my last day at work before vacation and I find this bag containing some hair club for men bullshit! Very funny, verrrry funny.  When I find out who is responsible … Continue reading →

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Men In New York City Apparently Suffering From Horrible Crotch Lowering Epidemic and Skinny Jeans Poll

Posted on April 9, 2012 by

This trend has reached epidemic proportions. Fashion forward or just plain ridiculous? You make the call in the poll below the bottom picture. (All photos taken in a 15 minute timeframe in and around New York Central Park) Does Downtown … Continue reading →

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We’re Having A Party! What Kind Of Party You Ask? Saturday March 31st At Bodin Historic Photo The Good Morning Gloucester Spring Fling!!!!

Posted on March 23, 2012 by

It’s On Baby!!! and yes, it’s Gonna Be THAT kind of Party! Spring Fling! A Good Morning Gloucester and Bodin Historic Photo gallery spring party for FOBs, FOGs, contributors, and open to the general public. Saturday, March 31st. Starts at … Continue reading →

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Skinny Jeans Hipsters At Lane’s Cove

Posted on March 19, 2012 by

Dan Stevens Lane’s Cove Photo- I really enjoy your blog — just figured I’d send this photo we took at Lane’s Cove the other day. -dan How to Be a Hipster

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Video- Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Canadian Bacon Captain Hozer Practice Session Down the Dock

Posted on February 28, 2012 by

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it! The Tournament will start promptly at noon on Sunday March 4th at the Farm Bar and Grille in Essex MA click below for video  

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The Great Rubber Duck Mystery of 2012

Posted on February 16, 2012 by

So I get back from my time off and sitting on my desk is this box. Zip Code 01581 If anyone has any information on how this wayward duck made it to the dock let me know and you will … Continue reading →

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Should I Tell Tuffy That The Tag Is Still On His New Dockers Cap? Nahhhh

Posted on February 8, 2012 by
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Pop-up fish buoy and a sneak preview at some others… BUOY AUCTION TONIGHT!

Posted on January 27, 2012 by

Today’s featured buoy (by request) is the pop-up fish buoy by Kelsey Marr! Bidding starts at $20 in the comments section, send us an email (arthaveninfo@gmail.com) to confirm. However, for your entertainment, I also bring you a great assortment of … Continue reading →

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Maime’s Kitchen Glosta Coffee Roll Bra From Cliff McCarthy

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

Hi Joey, After viewing the post showing  one of Laura Jacobs nautical-themed bras, I got to thinking about one of your past posts. STRAIGHT SEXY ! You wrote about a coffee roll. Hummm, maybe Joey has something here. So, Hot … Continue reading →

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