Stupid is as Stupid Does
Effff. Again. What the hell is my problem?
I need spring to hurry up and get here, like yesterday.
Speaking of yesterday…
Yesterday, I grabbed my keys and phone, threw on my coat, realized I had a second to actually pee alone, took the opportunity to multitask by simultaneously going over my mental to-do list, and then heard voices. I actually took a second to look in the toilet….cause, you know, its possible that the voice was coming from there….and then dismissed it, flushed, zipped, washed my hands (honestly), and ran out the door. I took my phone out of my pocket to check the time….and realized where the voice was coming from. Efff. Pocket dialed mid pee. Left a message of the whole damn thing.
Flash forward just a few short hours. Got home, unpacked backpacks, hung up coats, unpacked lunch boxes, chucked filthy snow pants + jackets into the laundry, jumped into shower….with…my…socks…on…again. Yes, again. Because, unbelievably, I did that once last year too.
What the hell?! Mid march madness in my mommy brain? Seasonal distressed disorder causing disorder to my order?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not claiming to be busier than anyone else…maybe just stupider. (see what i did there) ;)
But not this stupid, yet.