Fraulein Rubber Duck (hey, did someone draw nipples on my duck?) figured that art would rule the day if the contest was held on Rocky Neck. It is the oldest art colony in the Americas.
So Fraulein went with a conceptual art installation of “Rubber Duck in an Ice Cream Kayak in a Sea of Whipped Cream”
Judges were also propositioned with a shot of nitrous from the whipped cream. The composition was stiff and the limp and a quite ordinary round cookie won. It seems the judges were looking for “taste” and were reticent to eat the art.
Part II will name the winners as the Rubber Duck stomped out before the votes were counted. Brenda beheading the rubber duck cookies will also wait for another post. (EJ told her to! Oh the humanity!)