Updated: Today’s Tennis Bags Are Large Enough To Smuggle Illegal Aliens

I grew up playing tennis.  Played at least 5 days a week from the age of 7-18.  Never had more than one tennis racket,  never had a tennis bag.  I had a racket cover that zippered around the head of the tennis racket.

I see kids running around today with tennis racket bags that take up at least 50% of their body mass.  It’s insane. No clue what they could possibly be carrying around in there.

A couple tennis rackets, books, ipads, laptops, lunch, sweat suit, a midget or two, a couple of little people, some goats for milking and some extra room left over to use as a tent

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Niece Amandacakes Shares Exactly What She Has In Her Outrageously Sized Tennis Bag-

Amanda Writes-

“Uncle Joey, this is what’s in “one of those bags”

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About Joey C

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6 Responses to Updated: Today’s Tennis Bags Are Large Enough To Smuggle Illegal Aliens

  1. Em says:

    I’m so old my tennis racquet was made of wood, and I had to keep it in

  2. Bill says:

    Check that kids green card!

  3. Doug Brendel says:

    Joey, those who are struggling to secure our nation’s borders need to be made aware of this threat

  4. Another great post.. so funny

  5. Kim Smith says:

    Adorable little person in the red bag. Amanda, I can understand why a girl would need two pair of sneakers and half a dozen wardrobe changes, but why do you need five rackets?

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