Just don’t do it. You sound stupid. Really stupid.
You want revenge on a former lover? Ignore them. Don’t give them the satisfaction. Get out and have more fun than you’ve ever had. You tweet about your ex-lover,you lose. Bottom line.
If you run into them, laugh louder than you’ve ever laughed, smile wider than you’ve ever smiled and talk to everyone else in the room. It’ll drive em nuts
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